[ID: A tweet by Tim Dunn @/MrTimDunn that reads: “"I MUST tell you,” said a lady with breathless excitement, stopping us suddenly as we walked down Bermondsey Street last night, “I MUST tell you that you are wearing the same clothes as that building.” and skipped off.“ Attached is a picture of historian Tim Dunn smiling in front of a building while wearing a mustard yellow sweater and russet red pants. The building behind him is painted half in russet red and half in mustard yellow. End ID]
I just wanna say bc I KNOW you’re somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It’s been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you’d be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it’s on sight.
IF YOU EVER FELT. ALONE. IF YOU EVER FELT. REJECTED. IF YOU EVER FELT CONFUSED. IF YOU EVER FELT LOST. IF YOU EVER FELT ANXIOUS. IF YOU EVER FELT WRONG. IF YOU EVER FELT WRONGED. IF YOU EVER FELT UNCLEAN. IF YOU EVER FELT ANGRY. IF YOU EVER FELT ASHAMED. IF YOU EVER FELT CURIOUS. IF YOU EVER FELT USED. BE PREPARED TO FEEL REVENGE. FEEL THE ROMANCE. MY BRUTAL ROMANCE. MY BEAUTIFUL ROMANCE. MY MISERABLE ROMANCE. MY X RATED ROMANCE. MY HARLEQUIN ROMANCE. MY INNOCENT ROMANCE. MY. CHEMICAL. ROMANCE.
This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!
This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.
Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.